Plastic soldiers were never our favourite toys in the box, but then Toy Story came along and made them slightly cool, and then Private Plastic came along and suddenly we have an urge to go out and buy 10,000 of the little guys, dress up in this outfit and recreate a new version of that Blackadder Goes Forth scene with Field Marshall Hague, except we’d win.

In some kind of crazy PVC plastic type material that hasn’t been seen since health and safety regulations and fire hazards were discovered, the outfit includes everything you see here including the very funky footwear which means the costume doubles up as a sort of dusting/cleaning device. Amazing. WE WANT!