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Descender is right on track

Honestly, what person doesn’t secretly harbour a desire to drive a tank? No one. FACT.

Now you can (almost) bring the dream alive with this new and frankly amazing creation. The Descender. It’s a skateboard, but it is so much more than a skateboard.

Does anyone remember those crazy things called Snakeboards from circa 1995? Well they sucked. No one ever looked cool on a Snakeboard. This is so not the case here. Firstly it looks both exciting and deadly, secondly this is an ALL TERRAIN vehicle; you can go anywhere, anytime. Well, maybe not through quicksand, but that’s almost never an issue.

It’s made by Rockboard, and the patent is currently pending, and they have a couple of other fancy products on their books too but this is truly the most exciting. Sadly it’s not yet available, and the price of its sister products leads us to believe it’s not going to be the cheapest thing you’ll buy this year. But, did you see the tracks it’s on!?

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Utterly pointless toy of the year prize is awarded to this, Air Table Tennis. Toy you’re most likely to consider buying this week or sticking down as an entry on your Santa List award goes to this, Air Table Tennis. With no ball needed, it’ll not get lost, with no table needed you can satisfy your Ping Pong whims wherever and whenever you want. FLick the switch and make your serve, and marvel at the satisfying “clonk” sound eminating from the bat, then the sound of the ball hitting a table thats not there, the opponent (that’s the one, that’s not there) returns the shot “tock” and now it gets tricky, this isn’t just a sound efffects machine! You must now judge the speed of their shot from the time it takes to bounce on your side of the table and match the timing with a return hit and another, deeply satisfying “thwock” as you return the ball, and repeat – Your virtual opponent varies the speed of the return, this is getting addictive now and we’re only reading about it. This way please.

 

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What a Carrier on…..

News that the MOD has blown billions of our hard earned cash on dodgy defence spending had us spitting feathers this morning, still, with our political powers at Toyology Towers fairly limited we’ve gathered our own flotilla of war ships that’ll hopefully rock your boat.

 

Cobi  Small Army armoured Destroyer – £61.99 HERE – Over 1000 pieces in this set including eight figures this is an impressive set, part of the small army collection whcih makes us wish we had a spare room to collect more. Compatible with other brands of brick based building sets.

From £39.96 HERE -Character Building H.M. Armed Forces Royal Navy Type 45 Destroyer – Now you can build your own replica Royal Navy Type 45 Destroyer; the largest and most powerful air defence destroyer ever operated by the Royal Navy and the largest general purpose surface warship to join the fleet since World War Two cruisers.  The Type 45 is large and spacious enough to accommodate 60 Royal Marines Commandos and can operate close inshore and uses its sophisticated missile system to give air cover to British Forces engaged in land battle. This awesome constructable ship features five H.M Armed Forces micro-figures a helicopter hanger with opening door, equipment storage rack and helicopter! Take aim with the rotating forward gun turret and opening missile launch bay so nothing can stand in the way of this impressive H.M. Armed Forces ship. Like it lots.

 

 

Defence Budget – Aircraft Carrier puzzle – £5.00 HERE – Just slot together a few pieces of varnish-coated card to build a sturdy 33cm model aircraft carrier and add the nine miniature aircraft kits also included.

 

 

Festive Headwear

You can of course go with the masses and purchase a cheap, tatty, one-use-only Santa hat, this is certainly getting into the Xmas spirit in some small way BUT to stand out from the festive crowd you’ll need an outstanding hat. So without furher ado (why we enjoy saying that beats us) here are Four Fabulously Festive hats to keep your noggin warm and sleigh the competition.

Some of you will be aware of the Beardhead phenomenon, for those that are not this is their latest creation, all-in-one Santa hat with facial hair detail to kep your face warm – December wear for balaclava lovers – £25 this way please.

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Heroica Draida – The James Gee Review

 

 

The Lego Heroca Draida game is one of the smaller games so it is much easier and quicker to set up. The instructions are really easy. It is still quite adventurous as the colours show different terrains, from sea to sand to the bridges. It helps me become more creative. Also when more than one of the games are clipped together it completely changes the game to a new adventure. There are only two characters with this game and no weapons which was disappointing but when you connect it to the other Lego Heroica games it extends the path and time of the game and allows you to use any of the characters and weapons. I enjoyed Waldurk better due to the different characters, spiders and magic doors but the advantage of Draida is that you can set it up really quickly. You then get a much more adventurous game when you put the two together. I also like how there is so many ways to play the games and you never play the game the same again.

 

We will be honest here. Upon opening the box for our Appmates toy we were thrown into a dilemma. New exciting toy we want to play with vs preserve the screen of the beloved tablet computer. Perhaps not surprisingly the urge to play won.

The way it works is simple. Download the free Cars 2 Appmates app, grab your little model cars and get playing.

You have to hold the side windows to operate your vehicle, but then you simple move it across the screen and the background moves along with you from a birds eye view, while you complete the various levels.

There are a range of options too which you can win as you progress through the game such as different tyres, headlights and weapons. And with the cast of cars to play with you can explore different parts of the game depending on your character of choice.

While our only concern is that the fiddly aspect of keeping hold of the side windows to make the car work might prove a touch too much for tiny hands, we’re pretty certain that whether you’re worried about scratches on your screen or not, you’re not going to be seeing it any time too soon if the young’uns get ahold of it.

Have a looksee at the Cars 2 appMATes demo here

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Bear for President


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As world leaders gathered this weekend for an EU summit to stave off financial meltdown, Chancellor Merkel gifted French President Sarkosy a Steiff bear for his new daughter Giulia. If the markets had been open it is likely there would have been a strong rally on this gesture, but they were not. Check out the range of these famous “button in the ear” bears at www.steiff.com

 

Nice to see you, to see you Knight(ed)

 

 

 

At last Brucie has the gong we’ve all wanted, he’s been given a knighthood, and rightly so. Known for his many catchphrases (What’ on the board Miss Ford etc) has, after SEVEN decades on the box, been made a Sir! So, what of Generation Game based gaming? Nothing, an outrage, at the very least! How shall we pay homage to this master who made the conveyor belt must see TV? Well, try this, a sub £4 mask – wear your with pride whilst uttering “Nice to see you, too see you nice” – Guaranteed grin inducer HERE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Looking to make an impact in the blaster space is the new Max Force range from Jakks, all new, brightly coloured, slightly cartoon-esque style projectile delivery systems. It’s a tough place to be right now, NERF just launched their impressive Vortex range and some people might have been put off this product category altogether earlier this year after a hands-on with Xploderx gel ball blasters. What Jakks are bringing is something quite new, the projectile is a paper based product that, needs some soaking before loading and then, upon impact makes a satisfying splatter. They’ve four in the range, the top end Shadowhawk (pictured with two highly qualified PR professionals), the handy Maximiser and, for us, the best of the lot, the Blowgun (below). This latter item reminded us of our school antics where the plastic outertube of a BIC pen would be used to launch small pieces of paper, this toy is a simple must purchase for kids of all ages, childish fun in the extreme. A pop-up sight, multi chamber for quick repeat fire and a set of specs for safety. Office warfare just went to the next level, we’re investing in more, RRP’ed at £12.99.. – A Toyology Gold is well deserved.

 

 

Virtual Insanity

It is the dawn of a new era. Sony has unveiled the first ever 3D head mounted visor virtual reality experience.

Our first experience of such a gizmo was way back in the 90s when we were partial to a game of Sims (remember them? They were cool. Yes they were. Uh huh). Our Sims used to get uber excited by their virtual reality console, if they’d had a bad day it was a sure fire way to gaining some happiness points quick sticks. That’s slightly beside the point though.

The HMZ-T1 is a 3D helmet targeted at people who enjoy a solitary entertainment experience (and also have £480 to burn).

Now for the technical bit: it uses two 0.7″ HD displays using the latest (of course) organic LED technology, offers surround sounds and, claims Sony, simulates a 750 degree cinema.

In short it’s new, shiny, high tech, expensive and awesome.

And it’s not even too long until it hits our shelves. Due to go on sale in Japan by 11 November, rumour has it may be with us in time for christmas.

Of course if you haven’t got 59,800 yen to burn, remember there is always the Sims version.

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