Before you begin the stampede to your cinema, it’ s actually the 18th May, but “Jack is Nearly Back” looked like a pretty poor headline to us. The perma-sozzled High sea’s tripper returns in Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Tides, on the search or the fountain of Youth, battling the King’s men, Zombies, Mermaids and Blackbeard, excited? Yes us too. No need to hang about Mi’Hearties, grab yourself a 1,094 piece Queen Anne’s Revenge, a LEGO build that’s grabbed itself a coveted Toyology Gold award for sheer brilliance. The set includes large sails, lanterns, fire elements of all sizes, and bone detailing about the deck with SEVEN minifigures Blackbeard, Jack Sparrow, Angelica, Quartermaster, a Cook and a pair of Zombie Pirates. So, when you’ve completed this epic build, and admired it for a while, get stuck in and mess with the detachable Captains quarter (detail inside here is superb), three firing cannons, moving anchor and plenty of other bits to play about with as you await you call from Angelica (Penelope Cruz) – This set you back £102.99 HERE,  a fair few pieces of eight this far from Yule yes, but we think well worth it, and are certain there’ll be non left by then mi’Skurvies so set sail without haste to ye olde checkout.