Select your weapon from the Soldiers egg cup, a guaranteed smile inducer this one, pop your boiled egg into the centre and it’s protected by heavily armed, albeit lilliputian sized men, you’ll be wanting to make eggs every morning. Introduce everyone you know to these less than ordinary egg cups, they’ll be glad you did. £9.99 at FIREBOX – Slightly more traditional is the Egg cup and Soldier cutter – When not in use this chap sits with the salt cellar as his hat, take it off before you pop in your boiled egg breakfast and get busy creating soldier shaped toast for dipping inside from the shape maker. £6.99 from PLAY
keeping one amused
We're unlikely to see the veritable amount of tat that surrounded the Royal wedding last year, we're hoping that celebratory and commemorative kit will all attempt to be as classy as this chess set (over optimistic perhaps). Each piece is handpainted, it truly is a glorious piece of kit that's certain to find favour with those who refer to parts of their abodes with terms such as East and West wing. It'll set you back almost £300 HERE for those interested parties.
Star Wars slot sets – At last
We've been treated to a fair few Scalextric licences over the years, James bond ones were pretty good, Toy Story didn;t float our slot-car racing boat, this pair of beauties has us grinning from ear to ear. Why we've had to wait for so long to get Star Wars and Scalexctric to tema up Darth only knows, and frankly we don;t give a Yoda because it's finally happening - Exactly when we're no sure. So, we have the Micro 1:64 scale Death Star Attack set with a Lord Vader Tie Fighter battling a Luke Skywalker X-Wing, the spaceships have working ...
Cherry picker is a sweet build
It took us a while getting around to building our LEGO Technic Bucket Truck, that’s cherry picker to most of us or elevated platform to those perhaps allergic to cherries or very posh indeed. It’s the machine used to rig up local Christmas lights or fix street lights, very clever vehicles they are too. Just like its real life ride this Bucket Truck has a set of gears to raise and rotate the platform on the back, two more gears let you deploy the outriggers at the side of the vehicle to keep it stable when the platform is fully ...
Off-screen action with Mario
In our scramble to put as many crossover category toys to the test this year (think Skylanders, Wappydog, Angry Bird plush etc) we'd somehow almost missed this plumber based box of racing good ness. The Mario Kart Battle pack features a Mario and Yoshi sat in their rides and an assortment of track accessories for you to establish where your hairpins and chicances should be placed. whilst you race the lights on the nift RC unit have lights which each represent an action you'd find on the console version, Mushroom: Gives a speed boost Green Shell: Sends your opponent hurtling backwards Lightning: Sends ...
Remember the posh Fox?
The upper class fox was at his very best in the eighties, close to the cuff humour for kids TV, often ridiculing his guests and co-hosts, quality Telly. Now you can own your own Basil Brush handpuppet, give him a squeeze and he'll let out his grin inducing laugh topped off with a legendary "Boom Boom" at the end. At just £12.99 seems like a no-brainer.
Get along to yourr nearest Entertainer toy shop this half term and enter the great Mighty Beanz Spot the Difference competition. One Lucky winner from each store will have a chance to win a giant inflatable Mighty Beanz and the extremely rare, limited edition, Mighty Moose Mighty Beanz (only 1,000 in the UK) in The Entertainer’s Spot the Difference Competition. Each entrant will also receive a Mighty Beanz Collector poster upon submission. Click HERE for the store finder
Grab one of these shrunken Britains Got Telent buzzersand each time someone from anotherdepartment decided to lean over your desk and drone on about the intricacies of their daily tasks, or perhaps an over-indulgent garlic eater is leaning a litle too close you can send them packing without any offence. Use yours perhaps a little more subtly and show your contempt for whats on the gogglebox or watch fellow commuters grin as they hear the infamous “BZZZ” sound. DEsigned to annoy and amuse in equal measure, you can have one for £6.99 HERE
When an Advertising agency decided they'd like a new table for their slightly stuffy offices in Dublin they only went and commissioned one to be made from LEGO, the results are spectacular. This is what 22,742 pieces of the brick look like fashioned together and, best of all, they have their company logo in the corner. More info HERE
Our ideal Danish Brick minifig would be one customised with a Toyology Tattoo, contact details on the back of it's t-shirt and a LEGO version of our portrait adorning the yellow head. We do have a tendency, along with many LEGO collectors to colour/draw on faces on occassion for an altered effect, a stubby moustache and plasticine bowler hat for that illusive Charlie Chaplin minifig to name just one. This new book from DK has over 600 re-useable stickers so you can create characters where the brick maker has not yet ventured. From Plankton in Spngebob to Leia's slave outfit in that Star Wars scene. It's not cheap but you'll want one – Amazon
Anyone remember Buck the Singing Stag?.. The pre-programmed wall warbler which you could use to spook out guests by speaking through it's mouth via a microphone…Ahh the childish fun we had until someone took a fancy to ours and it was gone. We didn't replace him, at over £100 a tad pricey, this one is a smaller version with scaled down features. Random (not rude) witty banter and a rendition of Sweet Home Alabama for your daily entertainment. Set the motion detector so it can annoy fellow office workers when you aren't there. £29.99 at Gadgetshop
As yet it's only a concept but this ultra-tricky version of the mind-bending cube substitutes colours for braille. Embossed in braille are yellow, red, white, pink, green and blue. Via Pocket-Lint
If the Playmobil eggs weren't enough to tempt you away from making cocoa based purchases for the kids then let us try with this cubic cutie. LEGO's Easter Bunny is just £4.99 and consists of 81 pieces, thats more than you'd get in a chocolate egg of this price unless you broke it into very small portions, making it, if you hadn't realised out point, a great value gift. So long after the sugar rush inducing stuff's effects have subsided this gift keep on giving. Available at the LEGO Store
The scourge of openeing a new toy is liberating the item from within its see through wrapper, one that is seemingly constructed from a menacing material that has it's own entry on the list behing A&E admissions. Calling themselves "blister packs", presumably after the least most painful incident ever occurring after attempts made to open one using a variety of blunt instruments, their refusal to open after a single motion is over, Zipit is here to save our digits. Put away your scisssors, scalpels and screwdrivers, let your incisors suffer no longer, one pass with the battery operated blister pack chomper and you're done. £19.99 at FIREBOX
They've been available in the US for a while now and now we in Blighty need wait no longer, the Rubik's table has arrived and we'll be dipping into our holiday fund for one here at Toyology Towers. It's quirky, colourful and will make our credit card creak a little BUT the impact it'll have on the room will be quite dramatic and we expect positive comments from all that visit to repay our investment within weeks. We're not quite sure where to put our sign that politely requests that people do not use this table as a table. Ready for the price tag, okay, £449 at DRINKSTUFF. That includes free delivery, does that swing it for anyone?








